Three Effing Bears: Rambo Grindhoused

What a ride. I loved it.
Flawless in every way. And dso damn funny.

Full Disclosure: Kept falling asleep on it, not because of no other reason than I am just tired all the time...but I finally sat back and watched it in all its glory, and FFS this is a damn classic! I totally forgot Crenna was in Hot Shots as well, as I kept saying what version of Rambo 3 is that scene from? LOL A redux on the Stallone AI narration could be of use, even if AI hasn't fully digested the intricacies of verbalization via impersonation yet, but overall I found it just fucking hilarious. I had heard of the Rambo Dies At The End, but never thought I would actually get a chance to see it IRL, even if it's just a punchline for the real ending, which is just as WTF anyway...Dropping the reel in a way to gloss over just how the hell did Troutman and Rambo survive that Russian armored Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid v. the Mexcian Army scene?, and 'Rambo' just moves on back to the war against the Sheriff...none of this is criticism in any way, I can't wait to show this to people I know who might find it as fucked up as I do, including Stallone's early softcore porn to paper over the cracks in manufacturing a cohesive narrative to tie all three films together, even if the first movie is used as the framing device, as if all that happened before Rambo (1). I give all 10s only because Geiferg, to me, hits all the grindhouse bullet points in each factor, you expect a GH movie to be kinda scuzzy looking, you expect the sound to be not right, and you are certainly not looking for a rational storyline for the most part. I even think Stallone could even be impressed with it, if there was any way he could see it for himself.