Three Effing Bears: Rambo Grindhoused

Three Fveking Bears (Rambo, et al) - Vilgefortz

Filesize = 7.6 GB, Video = 1920 X 1080p AVC, Audio = 192 kbps AC-3, 2-Channel stereo. No subs.

“Why are you pushing me?”
Rambo’s initial story, totally reworked, via flashbacks and voiceovers.
The flashback work to propel the narrative pace of this irreverent actioner.
Contemplative lulls are fewer here. Prudish Americans ought to brace for steamy nudity, as well.
The voiceover work is funny as well. Rambo sounds like he is sippin’ syrup throughout, just about to nod off into permanent dreamland.
Here and there, the image is battered, though not overly so.
Dialogue is fairly clear – I gripe about this frequently. I listened through headphones.
Too bad Neglify is no longer reviewing. This is one he should have enjoyed.

I didn't ask Geiferg for the edit.
I'd recently watched First blood and 2 but saw this over on The Fanedit Network on reddit and decided to give it a watch regardless. So I figure the least I could do is still review it over here on IFDB like I would do if I had asked.

Where to begin, the trailers were a wild ride, I'd love to see those movies, but not sure they can be given a true movie treatment, regardless they set the tone for what was going to be coming with Rambo.

I don't want to spoil things, chances are you read the description on the release information tab and that is pretty much what's on offer, a one man killing machine with a healthly amount of T&A, guns, digitized squibs, it feels like a love letter to stallones career as a whole, even the less hollywood side. I was impressed by not only the use of Hot shots to make the Colonel seem more in tone for the grindhouse, but to serve up another conquest for Rambo.

The only drawbacks are the autoread AI script is a little iffy and some of the early deepfake shots aren't so good, but at the same time, I'm impressed this is the work of one person so can easily dismiss these faults. It's just a madcap 1980's style yayo-fuelled execs dream and easily up there with the best grindhouse edits like War of the Stars.
Give it a look in, chances are you won't be disappointed.

I will keep it brief: This was so much FUN !!!!
It was the first time that my beloved couchpartner saw a Grindhouse Movie in her life and she loved it to bits.
She was having a great time.
The Voice Over is brilliant and the scnes, the "before i came here", the Country Song, the Sexy stuff: Funny as hell.
I did not expect it to be so monumental, with nearly 2 hours, but we get The WHOLE Story, so thats fair.

From the Trailers at the start, to all the funny Bits and Uncle Bear: great work !!!

Not going to beat around the box of grenades and pretend to have some better ideas, this is a straight TEN!!!

Seeing the Grindhouse trailers of Gieferg I thought at first they were piecemeal guffaws for the purposes of laying out impossible concepts, spoofing the spoofs and tending towards the incredulous vaguenesses of dreams of fan-edits only dreamed of. In particular the Rambo and Three Bears one.... Hahaha. It turns out its a real thing. A feature length film, incorporating perfectly chosen pieces of various Rambo movies along with other iconic reels found on the cutting room floor. It all fits together seemlessly. Great movie!!!

... I will say, I am new here and am not sure what else is going round in the Grindhouse arena. I do still find it hard to believe that there can be any one-upping of this monumental achievement (in respect of a Rambo and the Three Bears fan-edit certainly). Perfected. If there is a higher bar then we need another level to grade these. Is there a GFEOAT (greatest fan-edit of all-time) award going???

I grew up with the steroid Rambo from part III - and as a kid I was a little disappointed when I finally saw "First Blood".

That was corrected today - because this is the Rambo we all deserve.
I love the over-the-top narration and laughed out loud several times.

Overall, a brilliant done edit that you can see the tremendous effort that went into making. Gieferg created a completely new script and with it a new viewing experience. I love the comedy and (sometimes) naughty jokes written for the dialogue script for the voice over.

I noticed two effects (we're talking seconds here) of the film that I realized were manipulated but didn't bother me. Gieferg explained to me that these were done with overlay material.

Probably one of the best fan edits I've seen. Highly recommended, and I dare to say I like this version better than the original. It was a blast and a lot of fun.

Looking forward to seeing more of Gieferg's edits!