Reviews written by joethetimelord

I didn't like Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. It lacked something that made its predecessor special. Back then I just assumed that Mark Frost's departure removed the...

NOTE: I am a bit later in this review than I wanted, Aztec, but here it is. SPECTRE was a movie I really wanted to like on...

Warning: I watched this edit in 640p. Please take that into account when reading this review. Blue Velvet was one of those movies that I owned yet...

The Thief and the Cobbler's decades-long production is one of the most incredibly sad Hollywood stories about a determined and talented filmmaker getting reamed at the last minute by impatient...

Warning: I watched this edit in 640p. Please take that into account when reading this review. The Shadow Strikes! is a prime example of how little really...

Warning: I watched this edit in 640p. Please take that into account when reading this review. There are three problems with the initial release of Terminator...

Replacing the soundtrack of the definitive Sword and Sorcery movie with some of Manowar's best music was exactly what this and other universes need, and I can only thank the...

When Ridley Scott first released the extended edition of Blade Runner I was initially ecstatic. I'd watched it all the time when I was younger and loved the concept...

Prometheus always had one problem. It wasn't goofy biologists trying to pet Geiger-esque phallic symbols, nor was it running straight away from a gigantic wheel. It wasn't even...

Review by joethetimelord — July 22, 2012 @ 1:40 pm *THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS* First off this was a damned fine edit. It absolutely...

July 22, 2012 There isn’t much I can say that hasn’t already been said by turnip5. I will add that keeping Irulan’s entrance and narration was...

This is absolutely the best fanedit I have ever seen, bar none. The level of detail in sound, color, minor editing, and Adywan’s own additions to the film makes this...