Hot Fuzz: The Actually Rather Funny Edition

- Heavily cut titles.
- Janine (played by Cate Blanchett) is cut.
- Speeded-up some montages.
- Angel does not go to Somerfields’ and accuse Simon Skinner of the murders. An extra line from the deleted scenes was added to make it appear that Frank Butterman won’t let Angel accuse Skinner of anything, let alone act on it. Angel just goes back to the hotel.
- Extended fence jump scene.
- Also cut some unfunny jokes & unnecessary lines.
- Some scenes were trimmed.
- Credits heavily edited, “Solid Gold Easy Action” song removed.

Cut Scenes
00:01:47.14 CUT – Scene with Nicholas’ ex, Janine
00:00:04:19 CUT – Outside of pub
00:00:14:15 CUT – Autograph for the breakfast
00:07:32:00 CUT – Colleagues losing confidence in Nicholas
00:02:53:13 CUT – Most of end credits.

Shortened Scenes
00:00:27:34 CUT – Cut beginning titles, amped up what remains
00:00:02:00 CUT – Shortened bed scene after first night
00:00:06:13 CUT – “The greater good.” / “The greater good, precisely.”
00:00:02:20 CUT – “It’s a requirement.” / “In the city, maybe.”
00:00:01:09 CUT – Long pause from 11:30 bar scene
00:00:14:05 CUT – Stab talk from 11:30 bar scene
00:00:04:00 CUT – Cut down beginning of first NWA scene
00:00:02:13 CUT – Wipe to Blower’s car – “stop writing” scene
00:00:13:02 CUT – I have to water my peace lily scene
00:00:04:23 CUT – Angel grabbing phone after Blower’s “accident”
00:00:03:42 CUT – Translation for “I does for this one!”
00:00:12:19 CUT – “You don’t switch off, do you?” / etc until “What made you want to be a police officer?”
00:00:01:15 CUT – Shortened little drunk scene, added line without lengthening scene
00:00:03:18 CUT – “Statistically, Sandford is the safest village…”
00:00:00:14 CUT – Removed reference to cut scene
00:00:01:03 CUT – Trim to last NWA scene
00:00:04:05 CUT – Trimmed down scene before Lurch attacks

Speeded Up Scenes
00:00:01:46 SQUEEZE – Speeded up travelling montage 1
00:00:00:18 SQUEEZE – Speeded up travelling montage 2
00:00:03:08 SQUEEZE – Angel walks into his room for the first time quicker than normal
00:00:02:02 SQUEEZE – Fast beer/loo montage

Added/Extended Scenes
00:00:09:14 ADD – Exacerbate joke
00:00:10:09 ADD – Office in the street joke
00:00:16:08 ADD – Extended Fences scene
00:00:03:14 ADD – “And what’s more, I know who did it”
00:00:07:00 ADD – “I Do Hope You’re Not Going To Say What I Think You’re Going To Say”
00:00:30:10 ADD – More credits